Black is my favorite color. If you know me, you know it's true.
After hearing this last week, my 4 year-old niece instructed me that I would have to choose again, that my selection didn’t actually count. She said that it was because black was really “all the other colors mixed together”.
It gives me an unholy amount of joy to tell you that this is a FAT LIE. Preschool teachers been leading us astray for years, and we need to hold them accountable for their crime. These are children, for heaven’s sake!
In truth, mixing all your colors will result in a glorious shade of outhouse brown. Go ahead skeptics; add more dark colors to the pile. Your paint will only get bluer. And I will only get righter.
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You heard me.
The only accurate way to make the color black is to mix equal parts of the three primary colors.
Cyan + magenta + yellow = black.
So next time I see her, I will have to gently explain to my niece that while the issue of black as a color is still debatable, her teacher passed her some phony evidence and her education has been laid on a foundation of alphabet soup and chocolate pudding (which she’ll probably be pretty excited about).
And to think that states are cutting school funding at a time like this.
Do your duty and call your Senator. Tell them you mean business.
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They should be able to work together on this one.
They should be able to work together on this one.
