Downrivah: If you aren't headed to Canada, you're going this way.
When you come up for a visit, it will help if you study these terms before you leave home. Also, practice employing them in daily conversation.
I've had enough of the beaverish coffee up heya' - it's rotted my teeth so bad that I'm running out of coppah wiyah.
Or: I'm going to need to take the sled out to have a look at that broken down feller buncher on the trail.
C just informed me that proper coppah wiyah use is as following:
1. Climb tree.
2. Tie coppah wiyah to tooth.
3. Tie coppah wiyah to tree.
Also, this is apparently called "jumping a tooth". I can't imagine why.