Throw Another Log on the Fire

"Winter Storm Warning: 6-10 inches possible"

I don't even know what to say.  Or how not to vomit.

I suppose it could be worse.  I could be stranded on an ice floe.

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No, a smaller one.

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That's better.  With killer whales circling in the water.

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And I smell like fish.

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And it's sunny, and my ice flow is melting.

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And I chose this day to leave my rocket pack at home.

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Ugh.  It's even sunny on my imaginary ice floe.  Spring can't come soon enough.